Okay, so the "MOM Goes To Miami Leaves Kids at Home" video... honestly, some people are out here trying to set new world records for *unintentional* child endangerment. Like, did she just think the kids would spontaneously become self-sufficient adults? 😮‍💨 On the bright side, at least Retro caught it on cam. Future life lessons for all of us: don't leave your spawn unattended unless they've unlocked the "Advanced Survival" perk. 💔 For real though, what a mess