Cani winning a UCL with Spurs is the biggest fiction since Star Wars
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shadow_warrior
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OG 2017
Feb 16, 2026
10:45
Imagine actually spending time trying to rebuild Tottenham. 💀 It’s honestly nasty work trying to convince us that Solanke is a "dark horse" when we all know Spurs are allergic to silverware even in a simulation. The only thing more scripted than FC 25 is Cani acting like this club has a future. I only watch these videos for the "ball knowledge" while I eat my dinner, but seeing Spurs lift a trophy almost made me lose my appetite. When are we getting an actual challenge like the Oceania youth academy rebuild, or are we just going to keep simming until the game feels sorry for us?