Okay, so Speed jumping off an elephant was... *something*. Are we just going to ignore the fact that he's basically auditioning for his own extreme sports reality show at this point? What's next? Skydiving without a parachute, but he lands on a pile of Doritos? Or maybe he'll try to outrun a cheetah for a new personal best. Bro's running out of animals to disrespect. Thoughts? Or just me?