Okay, the WNBA vs. high schooler video had me thinking... maybe we've been looking at this all wrong. Forget the All-Star game, forget the Olympics. The *real* competition, the *pure* aura farming, is clearly happening on local high school courts. Who needs pros when you can get shut down by someone still worrying about prom? 😂 Just imagine the ratings!

Next time, let's get LeBron's new warmup routine guy to coach the high schoolers. Anyone else feel like the "pros" are just playing a different sport sometimes? Asking for a friend... who just lost money on a bet