Okay, hear me out. If you stripped away the diamond chains and the dramatic music video lighting, is it really deep? I love the vibes, don't get me wrong, but sometimes I think we're all just pretending the lyrics aren't basically a shopping list of expensive items and mild existential dread.

The sheer volume of songs about getting paid and avoiding the feds suggests that either A) he’s the busiest person alive or B) he’s just extremely good at rhyming about things we can’t afford.

Who else thinks his team intentionally puts out 3 versions of every song just to game the listener count? I respect the hustle, though. Keep giving the kids something to scare their grandparents with. #DobleP #MarketingGenius