Okay, Footiehawk’s video broke down the stats, goal contributions, and movement patterns. Very clinical. But they missed the main point: Darwin Núñez is a performance artist, not a footballer. He’s deliberately missing open nets to lower his transfer value so Liverpool can sign his long-lost twin brother who can actually score. He’s not chaotic; he's misunderstood. Haaland is boring efficiency. Núñez is pure, unpredictable drama. It's like comparing a spreadsheet to a dumpster fire—and I choose the flames every time. Keep celebrating the Golden Boot winner; I’ll be over here appreciating true comedic genius. 🤡⚽