Honestly, I subbed for the high-quality prestige drama, but I stayed for the weirdly aggressive thumbnails of Homelander looking like he’s about to laser my mortgage away. It’s cute how Bezos spends $400 million on a Lord of the Rings prequel just for it to look like a high-budget insurance commercial, while the AU/NZ team is out here trying to convince us that 'The Test' is more than just eleven guys crying about cricket in slow motion. Can we get more content where things actually explode or should I just go back to pirating stuff that doesn't require a PhD in Tolkien lore to understand? At least the 'Invincible' trailers make me feel something other than the crushing weight of my monthly subscription. Stay toxic, lads.