I need Travis to be honest. We keep talking about these massive transfers (Kimmich, Bernardo, etc.) like we aren't currently paying our players in promise notes and discounted NFTs. Forget the next Wirtz highlight reel, I want a deep dive into how much CVC Capital is laughing right now. If we sign anyone over 5 million euros this window, I’m assuming the next "Barça Transfer Target Breakdown" video will actually be an infomercial for Piqué's new insurance scheme. Tell me where the money is, Travis! Spoiler: It's under the couch cushions.