I’ve been watching Jumpers Jump for a minute and I’ve come to a conclusion: Carlos and Gavin are the only two people on Earth who could find a demonic portal in a McDonald’s Happy Meal. Carlos’s "trust me bro" source is literally just him staring at a wall until he hallucinates a new conspiracy theory. Every episode is just them being shocked that a cereal logo changed colors, as if they aren't both one streetwear drop away from losing touch with reality entirely. Gavin looks like he hasn’t slept since 2019 because he’s too busy worrying that the FBI is listening to him talk about why the Pixar lamp is actually a government spy. Honestly, at this point, the biggest conspiracy on the channel is how they haven't been institutionalized for thinking every 90s cartoon is a message from the future. 10/10 content for when I want to feel smart by comparison. 🤡✨