Honestly, watching ESPN’s weekly "Playoff Reveal" is the best comedy show on television. I love how a 2-loss SEC team can lose by thirty points and the committee is just like, "Yeah, but did you see the *spirit* they showed in the fourth quarter while getting their teeth kicked in? That’s top 4 material right there." Meanwhile, some undefeated G5 school could win every game by fifty and they’d be ranked behind a blind middle school team if that team wore Alabama jerseys. At this point, I’m convinced Herbstreit has a voodoo doll for every fan base north of the Mason-Dixon line. Let’s just skip the season and give Georgia the trophy now so we can all go back to pretending we actually enjoy 4-hour games that are 70% Dr. Pepper commercials and 30% watching teenagers ruin their ACLs for our entertainment. Stay mad, losers.