Look, I love the guy, but these perfect 4k clips are giving me existential dread. It's too smooth. It’s too flawless. Where’s the realism? Where’s the panic miss that lets the last Survivor escape through the hatch? I need content that validates my crippling inability to hit a Nurse blink. Until then, I demand a mandatory ‘Worst Survivor Builds’ series. I want to see him fail, for science. If he can’t feel pain, how can he teach us? He’s basically hacking the emotional enjoyment out of the game for us average plebs.