Just saw the new video on 'Perfect Participles.' Look, we all know the only practical application for English is screaming at strangers on Twitter or ordering a sad burrito bowl. Why waste 45 minutes on conditional clauses when you could just learn the phrase 'It's Cheugy, deal with it'? English fluency peaked in 2007 with 'Leave Britney Alone.' Everything else is just professional-level misery and corporate jargon. Discuss how much you *actually* use the grammar taught here in real life vs. just meme translation.