Draugr Txikito did that deep dive on Norse mythology last week about the walking dead who guard their treasure and are trapped by obsession. And I was like, wait, that's not a myth, that's literally Kevin from accounting. Trapped in a fluorescent tomb, guarding the treasure (a mediocre 401k), and only moving when necessary to terrorize the living (replying to emails). Honestly, I’m waiting for the next video: 'Why Capitalism is Just High-Functioning Undeath.' Too real. 💀