Okay, hear me out. I know we are supposed to pretend every song and PV is pure sunshine and bubblegum, but I watched the 'Kimi wa Hina' performance again and realized something dark. That level of perfect synchronization isn't artistry, it’s a terrifying display of human endurance. I'm pretty sure their cardio routine could qualify them for the Olympics, and the rigid, rapid formations look like they were designed by an overly intense drill sergeant. Where's the joyful laziness? I want a comeback where they just sit on ergonomic couches and occasionally lip-sync while sipping tea. That would be real J-Pop evolution. 💀