I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t come here for the "military discipline" or the "honor." I’m just here for the high-definition footage of a grown man having a literal vein-popping aneurysm because some 18-year-old from Ohio didn’t tuck his shirt in properly. It’s peak comedy. There is nothing more therapeutic than watching a recruit get soul-crushed for breathing in the wrong frequency. If you don't find joy in watching someone get called a "smooth-brained vegetable" for losing a canteen, you’re probably the guy who cries during basic. Keep the insults coming, Sarge, it’s the only thing that makes me feel alive. 🫡 Sustenance for my cold, dark heart.