Is it just me, or does every single video Phoenix makes just confirm that we are living in a simulation? Like, he shows us a bug that allows diamonds to breed, and suddenly my existential dread triples. At what point do we stop calling it 'Minecraft' and start calling it 'The Official Guide to the Heat Death of the Universe'?

Also, I’m pretty sure the guy is hoarding the real 1.21 features until we all beg him for mercy. Stop tormenting us with cursed crafting tables, give us the update, you monster. We deserve the void. 💀