I'm convinced wiwibloggs has access to the secret Eurovision Illuminati votes.

Okay, hear me out. How is it that their top 5 predictions are always *exactly* the most polarizing acts? They review a song, say it's 'deeply moving and emotionally resonant,' and suddenly everyone else has to pretend to like the opera ballad from Slovenia. It's manipulation, I tell you! I bet their reaction videos are just acting classes. When do we get the video where they rank the worst national final logos? Asking for a friend (that friend is me). /s, mostly.