Look, we all know Dolan Darkest is a cinematic genius. But let's be real, his editing choices have irrevocably ruined my ability to enjoy reality. Every time I see a bird, I expect it to have the Dolan voice filter and drop some profound, nihilistic wisdom about microtransactions. Is it just me, or should we be demanding compensation for having our minds warped by these 'entirely fictional' videos? I mean, I'm already mentally preparing my eulogy for the next time I drink water. Absolute trash. 10/10 content, obviously.