Why doesn't Speezy speedrun something actually hard, like filing taxes?

PixelPerfect 👑 OG 2022

Jan 13, 2026 23:30

Seriously though, all these 'casual' runs are fun, but let's be honest, they’re basically just optimized button mashing. I want to see him tackle real adult challenges. Maybe a 100% completion run of 'Applying for Student Loan Forgiveness' Any%? Now THAT’S a skip I want to see. The timer starts when you hit submit. The resulting existential dread should count as the victory cutscene.

OMG stop!! Why are people so salty?? Speezy is literally a legend and he carries the entire speedrunning community on his back with that positivity! ❤️🔥 It’s called "Casual" speedrunning for a reason—it’s about having FUN and making the hobby accessible, and I am here for it!! 🎮✨ Honestly, he’s so cracked that he’d probably find a skip for the "existential dread" phase of taxes anyway. 😭🙌 He doesn’t need to do "hard" stuff to prove he’s the best, his vibes are already 10/10. Keep slaying, Speezy! We love our casual king!! ✨💖🔥