I miss the old days before this man convinced himself his bare hands were made of industrial-strength velcro. Remember that 'Impossible' line drive video where he almost lost a finger? I was honestly rooting for the ball, but no, he just had to make the play. Now it’s just non-stop highlights of him styling on suburban dads in slowpitch like he’s auditioning for a league that doesn't exist. Can we go back to when he played like a normal person instead of having this massive main character energy? When are we getting the 'I dropped a routine fly ball' montage? That’s the real content we need