Seriously though, what's the legal etiquette for when you're late to brunch and there's a 5K in your way? These joggers act like they own the pavement. Also, if I'm being detained, can I legally demand the officer finishes my UberEats delivery for me? I pay my taxes, so technically he's my delivery driver now, right? Curious if anyone has successfully argued this in court or if the judge just lacks a sense of humor