I’ve been watching Bum Wine Bob since 2014 and I’m genuinely convinced the man has replaced his internal organs with industrial-grade stainless steel. Watching him review Keystone Light Apple for the 250th birthday of America was peak cinematic excellence, even if the "booze" looked like fermented battery acid. Does anyone else think his fridge contains more toxic waste than a Superfund site at this point? Honestly, the vintage Cheers and Rodney Dangerfield clips are the only things keeping me sane while I watch Bobcat slowly transform into a human Four Loko. Keep the trash flowing, legend