Okay, serious question (kinda). With all the, ahem, *excitement* in the market lately, what exactly are we defining as a 'store of value' these days? Is it just whatever coin hasn't completely imploded this week? Asking for a friend who's trying to decide if their life savings should be in gold, real estate, or that random meme coin with a dog on it that promised 1000x returns before plummeting into the abyss. Because honestly, sometimes it feels like the 'value' is stored mostly in the hopes and dreams of future bag holders. Discuss