Okay, seriously, does anyone else remember when Siuu Factory was actually about, you know, Siuu? Like, Cristiano Ronaldo's 'insane skills, iconic goals, celebrations & unseen clips'? I subscribed for the CR7 highlights, expecting epic football moments.
Now, every time I see a new short, it's like 'Zombie at school!' or 'Dad breaks ice and falls AGAIN!'. Don't get me wrong, the dramatic music and '🤯' emojis are a vibe, but I'm just sitting here, wondering where my daily dose of 'Siuuuu!' went.
Did I miss a memo? Is this a new meta? Are the zombie shorts actually a hidden metaphor for Ronaldo's career transition? Just kidding... mostly. Anyone else feel a bit nostalgic for the good old CR7 days, or am I just old school?