Why is every hero still a 'college student' at age 45?
I’m genuinely trying to understand the physics of the industry. How does a hero with a visible midlife crisis and a 42-inch chest still play a 'rebellious college student' in every second movie? Is there a specific brand of fairness cream that grants eternal youth, or do we just enjoy the collective delusion? Also, can we talk about how every 'mass' song sounds like a recycled version of a 2012 beat? I’m curious if people actually enjoy the forced 'vibe' or if we're all just suffering from Stockholm Syndrome at this point