Can we talk about Mikey's "If it's not 100%, it's 50%" logic?
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Apr 16, 2026
08:00
Watching the Winds and Waves review and honestly, Mikey’s slow descent into madness is the only reason I'm still subscribed to the Extra channel. He’s out here talking about punting fire-type Pomeranians into the sun and probably postponing his own wedding just so Team Sky can have another adventure. Truly a man with his priorities straight. But seriously, that 50% accuracy logic is the only reason I’ve failed every math test since 2017. Does he actually believe this, or is it just the ultimate cope for when Focus Blast misses for the 10th time in a row? At this rate, the wedding is going to be held in the ozone layer and the priest is going to be a Rayquaza plush