WB’s plan to remake every book ever is peak comedy
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Apr 15, 2026
11:00
I love how Warner Bros. Entertainment is just "Remake: The Studio" now. Jacob Elordi in Wuthering Heights? Really? I’m waiting for the announcement where they cast him as the shark in a Jaws reboot. It’s cute that they think we still care about "classic storytelling" when they’re basically just shuffling the same five actors between DC movies and period dramas. Can’t wait for "The Bride!" to drop so I can see Christian Bale lose 100 pounds to play a corpse again. 10/10 for the lack of original ideas, WB. Keep ‘em coming!