Our boy Jamie is out here helping "500+ ballers" skyrocket their performance, but only if their performance includes a massive bank balance. I love how the "free" link leads straight to a £197 checkout. It’s basically a trial on how to dodge creditors the way he dodges questions about the price tag. 🏃‍♂️💨 Is the "Elite Session" actually just Jamie teaching us how to stand out by being the only kid on the pitch who can’t afford lunch after buying the program? At this rate, I’ll be "semi-professional" at being broke by next Tuesday. Keep the hustle up, king, maybe the next video will be "How to dribble past a debt collector." ⚽️💸