Alright, I’m ready to join the "my car is my entire personality" club. I want a platform that looks like it belongs in a Tokyo Drift montage but actually has the 0-60 of a tectonic plate. Should I go for a stock BRZ so I can spend my life explaining that "it’s about the handling" while getting smoked by a soccer mom in a Honda Odyssey? Or should I go full "legend" and get a Skyline that spends 360 days a year on jack stands? I'm looking for maximum clout with minimum actual horsepower. Also, what’s the best way to pretend my engine isn't screaming for mercy when I try to merge onto the highway? Serious troll answers only