I'm looking to start doing some "social experiments" (that's what we call harassment now, right?) in public places like malls or theaters. The problem is, I actually enjoy my freedom and not having a criminal record. For the people here who enjoy this kind of chaotic humor, what’s the secret to not getting tackled by security or catching a stray hook to the jaw? Do you find that wearing a specific outfit makes people less likely to call the cops, or should I just stick to the classic "it's a prank" scream while being dragged away in handcuffs? Also, I need tips on how to keep a straight face when someone is genuinely contemplating my existence. If I get arrested, I'm blaming this forum. Cheers