Man, remember the good old days of GSE? Back when shoplifters actually tried to be subtle? Now it's just "I stole it, you're racist!" or "I already had this empty bottle of 5-hour energy!" Like, come on. Where's the artistry? The classic "grab and run" without the dramatic performance? I miss the simple thefts. Bring back the innocent Twizzler grabbers, not these wannabe actors trying to deflect with every excuse in the book. It's like they're not even *trying* to be good at it anymore. So much for skill