Honestly, watching Makeshift Project is like watching two guys try to solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded. $1 for Prawn Curry? In what universe? They probably found a cockroach in a bowl of rice at a back-alley stall and called it a "steal." It’s impressive how they can talk for twenty minutes and provide zero actual information, yet I still find myself watching. Their take on the Oscars was especially painful—Adam Sandler has more range in one "Uncut Gems" scene than these two have in their entire wardrobe. Is anyone actually here for the "facts," or are we all just trauma-bonding over their horrific sports takes?