Okay, GadgetPimp drops some real wisdom on crypto and investments, right? But after seeing that mailman with the turkey security detail, I'm starting to think his real genius is in spotting wild animal shenanigans. Forget Bitcoin, where's the "Invest in feathered protectors" episode? 😂 My portfolio needs more unexpected poultry. Is anyone else starting to question if the "Tech OG" is secretly a wildlife documentarian? Asking for a friend... who needs investment advice on emus