Okay, real talk, why is it that literally every single Kryptonian who comes to Earth *eventually* just spills the beans about their powers? Like, you have super speed, super strength, flight, heat vision... and the best plan you can come up with for secrecy is to wear glasses? And then when your kids get powers, it's a free-for-all. Is there some unspoken rule that once you hit puberty, your secret identity automatically self-destructs? Asking for a friend who's, uh, trying to blend in