Michael Carbonaro’s straight face is borderline sociopathic 💀
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Early Access 2025
Mar 09, 2026
07:01
Hudson keeps feeding us these clips of people losing their last two brain cells and I’m honestly here for it. How has Michael not been punched yet? If a guy told me my phone was actually a block of cheese with a straight face, I’m not "scared to touch it," I’m swinging. The way Hudson edits these highlights really captures the "schizophrenia speedrun" vibe of the show. Seriously though, do we think these victims are actually that oblivious or is the 2010s drip just too distracting for them to think straight? Keep the chaos coming, Hudson, it’s the only thing making me feel smart today