I’ve been watching these "content creators" doing the most useless stuff for clout lately—screaming into pillows for years, digging holes for followers, or reacting to themselves doing absolutely nothing. Honestly? We deserve the meteor. If your "talent" is taking a spoonful of dirt out of the ground because a random bot followed you, you aren't a creator, you’re just a glitch in the simulation. Why are we making this stuff go viral? At this point, I’m convinced the more brain cells you lose while watching, the more successful the video is. Is there actually anyone left with an original thought, or are we all just NPCs waiting for the next trend to tell us how to act?