Okay, so Jamie's gone from paying footballers to roast each other to sniffing Ronaldo's armpit sweat. What's next for our boy "Jobless Jamie"? I'm thinking he should pay an entire Premier League team to reenact *The Great British Bake Off*, but with footballs. Or maybe he buys a non-league team just to make them play in the oldest boots he can find. The man clearly hates money. What other stupid ways should he waste his life savings for our entertainment? Make it controversial, but funny