Since most of us here are probably better at editing "glitch shots" than actually hitting the rim, I need some recommendations. What’s the most expensive basketball gear I can buy to distract people from the fact that I’m a total brick layer at the park? I'm talking $200 sneakers that promise a 40-inch vertical but will only be used to walk to the snack bar. Also, any recommendations for apps that can "accidentally" blur out the ball when it hits the side of the backboard? My "horse" game is currently more of a "depressed pony" game. Help a brother out with some top-tier fraud equipment so I can at least look the part while I’m losing to 12-year-olds